Condescending Wonka: “You performed automated testing on your page? It must be fully accessible!”

Scumbag Steve uses aria-live on body element

Sad, blue-eyed kitty says pensively, “I wish I could enjoy that video with the other kittehs, but it isn’t captioned.”

Very pleased dog says with smug smile, “I want everyone to enjoy my videos. That’s why I always include captions.”

Dos Equis man doesn’t always use Twitter Bootstrap. But when he does, he uses REAL headings instead of <li class=”nav-header”>

Y U No: “Big ass websites, y u no make it easy to understand your content”

Angry School Boy: meta=”refresh” causes the page to reload in the middle of a sentence!

heavily aromoured person running away from an exploding building. text says “Conducted an accessibility review, client not happy”

One does not simply ignore accessibility.